It has been said that no one but the Doozer themselves seem to understand the actual purpose of their intricate and beautiful construction within the womb.
We love our little Doozer.
Friday, January 11, 2008
My uterus is under construction by a Doozer
My visit to the midwives went great yesterday, my uterus has grown to be 24 cm large! That's kinda gross, but also amazing. We rekon from our last ultrasound pic and from the way that newborns look and act, that with in my MASSIVE uterus lives a species of a small humanoid creature. Yes, its a baby, but its not just any kind of baby. Its a pudgy green ant like creature. And standing only 11.38 inches tall, its life is currently dedicated to work and industry, namely the art of growing big and strong and building things in my uterus.
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I like that you warned me about watching what I post on your blog, and yet you have a picture of two boars humping at the top. Where exactly IS the line that you don't want me to cross?
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